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Wake up an hour earlier If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world? Nope, it's being buried alive with Flo from Progressive. The worst thing a woman can ask a man is "Guess what today is?

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Jake Tapper Definitely spend time arguing on Facebook. MeganAmram You have to get up pretty early in the morning to catch me using a cliche ConanOBrien I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, trying to increase brand engagement Woody Cigarettes give you cancer only if you let them.

World Cup Soccer in Brazil: Perhaps replaced by "It was a pleasure. I've consumed a swimming pool of soy sauce in my life and I still don't really know what it is MatthewBaldwin Daughter's latest gag: The fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women Paul Graham Part of the pleasure of TV is, at some point, you know what you are getting into, know that you are slinking into a bath of a certain temperature with some familiar bath toys arrayed about you Montana has zero chill - scoopnest.

Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means It Defines Who I Am!

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Image may contain: Girl, you can call me Tapas because there's a real good chance I'm going to leave you unsatisfied My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity and would be living it up in Mexico by now…. It's my family now…. Due to a tragic "iTunes on shuffle" incident, I have had to convince the guys at work that I have a year-old daughter they have never met Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna? Sasser This news organization traded in their credibility for empty clickbait.

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Never rub another man's rhubarb! Ethan Marcotte. Dave Paterson Start every day off with a smile and get it over with Eat like someone else is paying Astroturfing It takes two to tango. DamienFahey The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line? Yours 2. Steve Chapman. I've decided to take some time off Twitter so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back